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Brewstew – Blockbuster (ft. Mustache Wax)

Brewstew – Blockbuster (ft. Mustache Wax)


Alright, when I was a kid,
Blockbuster was a special place to me It wasn’t just an abandoned building,
where people shoot smack at Like it is today No, back then it was a haven
for all your videogame and movie rental needs Now, my family didn’t have a lot of money,
when I was growing up So when we went to Blockbuster,
it was a huge deal! I’d be like,
“HOLY HELL! WE’RE GOING TO BLOCKBUSTER?!” “What is it, my birthday?!” “Did we put our house up for a second mortgage,
what the hell is the occasion, Mom and Dad?!” It was like a mini vacation for me I’d like get my pictures taken there
and make like a photo album “My vacation to Blockbuster” “Here’s me and the cashier” “Here’s the parking lot” “Here’s the syringe I found in the parking lot” Now, my most memorable visit to Blockbuster
Had to be the time, that I got Pokemon Pokemon Stadium Pokemon Stadium
For the Nintendo 64 I remember my friend Michael
telling me about this Pokemon Stadium game “DUDE IT LOOKS SO REAL!” “I THOUGHT A GODDAMN CHARIZARD WAS GONNA
HOP OUT OF THE SCREEN AND SNATCH UP MY LITTLE SISTER!” *WAW* I was like, “Hell yes! Give me some of that shit!” ‘Cause this was a big deal It’s Pokemon in 3D for Christ’s sake! This was right around that time, where kids
were selling their bodies on the street For Pokemon cards So, a few days later, a Christmas miracle happens And we get to go to Blockbuster So we pull up, get out of the car I’m prancing through the parking lot,
like a Las Vegan showgirl I waltz into the videogame section, and of course.. Every goddamn copy of that Pokemon Stadium is gone! There was like a tumbleweed bouncing across the floor And I’m like, “God damn it!
I’m gonna get stuck with Pilot Wings 64..” “..or some shit, like I always do” “Nobody wants to play Pilot Wings,
what the hell is that shit?” But on that day, the Lord Almighty
decided to throw me a bone “LET THE BOYYYY HAVE HIS POKEYMON!” I check up front, to see if on the off chance A copy might’ve been returned
and not put on the shelf yet And lo and behold, there it was! BOOM! I GOT IT! SCORE! But we’re not out of the woods yet Because now I gotta listen
to my dad argue with the cashier About our triple-digit late fees
that we’ve acquired over the years Because my dad never returned anything on time We’d have movies out for weeks They’d have, like,
my dad’s picture hanging on the wall You’d have to, like, sneak in,
wearing disguises and shit “Yeah, it says you guys had Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
fooorr… uhhh… 36 days!” “Okay, look, I’ll give you two dollars
to put towards the late fee, alright?” “That’s all I got” “Yeah, you gotta have to do better than that” “Ah, for Christ’s sake!
What do you got in your pockets?” “Uhh.. I got a Skittle..” “Two dollars and a Skittle, how about that?!” “Well, if that’s all you guys can pay..” “.. you gonna have to pick something
a little shittier at a rent, okay?” “Uh.. you got Pokemon Stadium here, I mean..
that Pokemon in 3D, for Christ’s sake..” “I can rent you like a.. Steven Seagal movie” “Or.. this one.. AirBud.. plays racquetball” “Ah, you can kiss my ass with AirBud!” “I’m not getting that AirBud movie,
do you hear me?” So somehow my dad talked our way
into getting Pokemon Stadium that night It might’ve been through sheer violence,
I don’t know, I don’t remember But I did get it! I do remember sitting in the backseat,
spazzing out like an idiot “Holy hell! I can’t want to get home
and fight my fake animals against each other” I got home and I played that game
for like.. 16 hours straight I didn’t eat I was, like, shitting in a bucket in my room Like I said, it’s Pokemon in 3D! What a time to be alive! So a week goes by and I still have the game Now, either my dad forgot
to take the game back, or he just didn’t care Probably both, if we’re honest with each other Either way, I wasn’t telling him,
I was gonna ride this way for as long as I could Another week goes by..
And then a month goes by Eventually, we get a letter in the mail from Blockbuster And they’re all like,
“Hey, you better give us our shit back!” “Or we’re gonna.. do somethin’.. about it!” Now, what that something is, I have no idea They gonna send a SWAT team to my house
in the middle of night? Try to steal the game back? “WHERE IS IT? WHERE’S THAT
POKEMON STADIUM FOR THE NINTENDO64?!!” “Did you hide it in one of your Furbies?!
Cut open the Furby!” *cutting sound* My dad comes in my room like,
“Hey do you got a game from Blockbuster here?” “Some.. uh.. Poke.. uh.. Pokeman Stadium?
What is it?.. Pokey.. Pokeytron? Pokeytron Stadium” “WHAT THE HELL IS IT CALLED?!” I’m like, “Yeah, Dad,
I’ve had it, since like the 4th grade” “I don’t even know where it’s at right now” “I think you’ve been using it as a coaster
for your beer the past couple weeks” I didn’t really know,
what we were supposed to do at this point We’ve had the game so long Do we just drop it off in the middle of the night?
Like we’re abandoning a baby at a fire station? But to my surprise, my dad’s like: “Oh, well, to hell with it!
Looks like we’re keeping it!” I was like “Oh, hell yeah!” We high-five, confetti flew from the ceiling Looks like I got a Pokemon Stadium
for practically nothing Years went by and I kept that game And you know what Blockbuster decided to do about it? And you know what Blockbuster decided to do about it?
NOTHING! They closed!
Netflix assassinated it! *shoots* I still got that Pokemon Stadium Now, sure, I guess we practically stole the game,
if you look at it that way But I don’t care, I’d do it again! And you know why?
Because it’s Pokemon in 3D for Christ’s sake! How many times I got to tell you? https://www.brewstew.com/ Special thanks to: [These wonderful people]
& All the other patrons! https://patreon.com/brewstew I just wanted to give a quick shoutout
to Mustache Wax, he helped me out on this video Very funny channel, very underrated too He’s let me do a few voices on a couple of his videos Plus his animation doesn’t look
like a bunch of garbage, like mine does So go check him out!
https://youtube.com/user/MustacheWaxChannel https://www.facebook.com/brewstewcom
https://twitter.com/brewstewfilms https://teespring.com/stores/brewstew

Comments (100)

  1. I wonder how much Tyler says alright

  2. Yah pokemon in 3D not in LIVE ACTION!

  3. 1:04 😂😂😂😂😂😂👀👀👀

  4. 11/10/19 is when I’m watching this and I’m just wondering how did Micheal get Pokémon Stadium before you ?😂

  5. Can I have the Pokémon Stadium come on I am Raichu GX

  6. I have PS4,Xbox ,PSP,iPad,mobile,computer and laptop

  7. 54321 where going on a trip in a fary roket ship going threw the sky little in stain get ready to explore on this marveles floor going threw the sky little Ain stain

  8. Every video u start with Alright

  9. Yo I was born 2000 an video stores wheir the video game plug ps2 Xbox 360 their should defenently be a thing online PS4 an Xbox wheir u can rent new stuff

  10. Watching this the day before Pokémon sword and shield comes out, how much time has passed for pokemon

  11. What if he could watch detective pickachu as a kid

  12. when he said "alright"
    he sounded cracked out asf

  13. Your dad is so angry all three time

  14. Why are blastoise's cannons?

  15. yooooooo :(((( i miss block buster i remember buying movies there as a kid :(( i always got excited

  16. What do you think of the new poketron games

  17. Hollywood video was my favorite .

  18. I don’t think it was Netflix I think it was redbox

  19. Alright,Brewstew It's f*cking 2019 and there's already Pokemon in 3D

  20. Victory royal nextflix elimination you

  21. Fun fact: there is still one blockbuster left in the USA but it’s more of a tourist attraction than anything.

  22. Don’t forget blockbuster had porn Netflix never will

  23. What do u mean pilot wing was the shit back then

  24. No it's called game stop now

  25. I remember Blockbuster. I did the same never return the movies on time. It was fun. Yes Netflix did kill Blockbuster. Can u do about Burger Chef next.

  26. I have a copy of pokemon stadium with a sticker that says "property of blockbuster" on it 5 feet from me

  27. I remember I rented “The Evil Within” from a red box and they charged us 80 dollars to replace it cause I never took it back

  28. It’s Pokémon in 3D

  29. The only thing that gets me through life is the “alright” at the beginning of every video.

  30. 0:45 NINTENDER SEXY FOUR

  31. Micheal is the funniest person I know and he isn’t even real lmao 😂

  32. You almost. Almost made it one video without a shitting reference. Almost

  33. 0:55 kidnappers be like

  34. I loved blockbuster. All the cool wwf/wwe games my cousin bought i would rent from there

  35. 0:53
    I thought Michael had an older sister that was a thot and that kissed him

  36. im watching this in school

  37. Your page is garbage

  38. Nintender sexy four.

  39. Wait a
    Minute I Know BlockBuster Was My Love

  40. Rip Blockbuster 1 Like= Blockbuster Comes Agian

  41. Dude if Kurt Russel ever needs a voice over you're it

  42. Looking back on his videos even in 2017 he sounded a lot different than he does now

  43. Month after Netflix came out my household has watched a Netflix movie every Friday night since and usually got Pizza as well. I’m in my mid twenty’s now and still doing that. Netflix brings my family together.

  44. I got a sonic game for free because we rented it a month before they closed down and we never returned it lol

  45. Who here has pokemon stadium for the N64?

  46. I thought you said Michael was poor but he got the game before you 🤔🤔😑😑

  47. Here you go – some PilotWings64 gameplay. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYMci1g8LOU

  48. Your videos are awesome keep up the good work

  49. Blockbuster was the best

  50. I love ur. Videos lol fucking funny af

  51. I love pokemon stadium

  52. 2:48 when I get the game I want for Christmas

  53. I have that boomer console

  54. All this individual care about is pokman in 3d.

  55. This is were Michel Vick got the dog idea

  56. I stole a toy story 2 for n64

  57. The golden dust on the wall.

  58. This brings back so many memories because my mom used to work at blockbuster and as a 7 yr old kid that was like owning the world

  59. All episodes on this Chanel are ryly c🅾️🅾️l O〰️O

  60. Blockbuster has been killed by Netflix and Netflix has been killed by Disney +

  61. Nintendo sexy four

  62. "some uhh…poke…poke man stadium…what is it, poké…poke tron…poké tron sta- 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱?"

  63. I just love that you’re videos always have movies posters and wwe as well.

  64. My first brewstew film. Love it

  65. My friends never played Pokemon the called me names until it became more popular. :/

  66. wth is chitti chitti bag bag

  67. airbud plays racquetball xD lmao

  68. I watch this because it looks like garbage and don't you forget it

  69. when you tell kid theres pokemon in 3d they just gonna say ok i gonna download it later now dont disturb me

  70. 0:32 i can’t tell wether this is sad or hmm.

  71. Blockbuster to brewstew is like bestbuy to me

  72. I just tried and failed to find my old blockbuster card. 🙁

  73. See, Netflix shutting down blockbuster is what the government wants you to think, it was actually because he stole the Pokémon stadium

  74. Bend Oregon last one

  75. U sound like a guy from an animation called happy hour

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  77. 0:55 charizard: naaaa

  78. Rasputins is the new blockbuster

  79. It’s a health store duh duh duhhhhh

  80. I never to blockbuster i went to family video which is essentially the same thing

  81. So what we can come away from this is that redbox and Netflix are the best god damn tag team since the hardy boys

  82. Pilot wings 64 was a good game only fun thing I found was crashing

  83. I love playing the nitendo sexy four

  84. Was I the only one that didn’t like Blockbuster?

  85. This is how much times say it’s Pokémon in 3D
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  86. MORE LIKE BLOCKF**KSTER

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