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How to Kiss Harder | Kissing Tips

How to Kiss Harder | Kissing Tips


Woman: Sometimes all this, like namby pamby
like, “I want to kiss you real soft, girl, like we making love.” Okay really, no. It’s
not that kind of hookup. Sometimes you just want to, like, “I’m wanna go for it,” and
you want, you just wanna like, eat someone alive. Man: Sometimes you’re on, like, a dock of
a bay and sometimes you just want to go at it. Woman: You wanna go at it! You wanna Great
White Shark someone. Man: Yeah. Woman: Not just like tiny, little, nibbly
fish thing. Man: No not like Finding Nemo. You wanna Great
White Shark your face. Woman: Right. So ladies, I have said this
over and over again. But let the man take the lead when it comes to kissing. If you
want a guy to kiss you hard, you don’t have to be like, tongue and mouth! You want to
give him cues that is going to make him step up his kissing game to give you what you want.
Because that’s kind of the theme of a relationship. You don’t want to, like, come out and tell
a man what you want. “I want you to buy me a present!” You want to do subtle little things
that’s going to make him want to buy to buy you a present. I know. We’re like witches.
We’re like, crazy witchcraft, voodoo. So if you want a guy to kiss you harder, here
are my two tips. Put your hand in his hair. Just like snake it right back and pull his
hair. Not like by the ends, because that hurts. Put your hand in his hair and like close your
fist. So that just pulls the hair tight without hurting. It kind of stimulates his scalp follicles Man: Mum huh. Woman: See, when his eyes closed? Like a puppy.
Also, take him by the shirt and pull him towards you. Not in like a, “I’m gonna rip it off
him.” This isn’t like a wrestling move. Just twist it just a little bit and pull him closer.
Men are used to women being very like subtle. So if you do things that are just a little
bit above average in terms of aggressiveness, he’s gonna get the message. And guys, you
have a role to play of your own. Man: As soon as you feel that the girl is
tugging, or tugging on the hair, that’s your cue to be like, “Okay, now it’s time to take
it, the aggression level up one or two notches.” So when she grabs the shirt and the hair,
it goes from the Finding Nemo kisses which are. Then she gives you the cue which are,
“I love that.” Woman: Uh huh. Man: Great White Shark. Woman: Uh huh. Uh huh. Man: Makes sense? Woman: You’re not trying to eat each other
alive. You’re trying to just get a little bit closer. So let your body do that, not
necessarily just your mouth. Man: Do you see how we were all getting closer? Woman: Yeah, well. Let’s show it again. Man: Let’s just do it again. Alright. Cue.
Okay. Woman: Just. Yeah. Here we go.

Comments (100)

  1. Are they dating? Can you imagine them breaking up and feeling real awkward about these videos.

  2. I wish my bf was with me so I can kiss him

  3. 80% of the comments here are questions on how they got to this video lmao

  4. PLOT TWIST:
    He's her son

  5. Lets start again…okay she really want it😂😂

  6. They literally make kisses nicknames,, finding nemo and great wide shark lmao

  7. 2fineBlaustein is wildin'

  8. 98% of the comments are single

  9. you guys are just making me jealous and nothin

  10. Im just here for comments

  11. why am I hurting myself watching all these how to videos?

  12. The guy in the video is Michael Blaustein
    https://www.instagram.com/blaucomedy/

  13. Y’all have a big couch for s reason

  14. How it feels to kiss old lady😂😂😂😂

  15. I can tell everyone watching this is a virgin.

  16. I full on made out with someone yesterday that was fun 👌

  17. I love the way they cut it before they get naked 🤣

  18. What if you’re both girls or both boys? Who’s taking the lead

  19. Who wants to be my practice buddy😂

  20. Um i don’t think the second time was nessasary

  21. I want to kiss her

  22. I feel like they do these videos because they just want to kiss lmao…

  23. They must have gone a long way

  24. The guy behind the camera was probably like "uh guys, the video's over. I think we got enough… guys?"

  25. 2:57 THAT CRUNCH THO

  26. This should be a meme

  27. tried this… my wife left me a week later. A coincidence… maybe not

  28. Ok, now put back on your pants

  29. I miss this so much…😭😭😭

  30. 2019 anyone?? 🤣🤣🤣

  31. I can't say…
    But yeah it looks like they ARE REALLY ENJOYING THIS 😂

  32. also give us chance…😀

  33. Why not just say what you want i weep formankind

  34. How the fok did I end up here after watching old vines

  35. It's just me who thinks the video ends when they start making out???

  36. i love the new finding nemo movie

  37. Get the room 😂

  38. I love this video

  39. I have a boyfriend randeep and we always do French kiss when we kiss and he undress me

  40. That guy looks funny 😂😂

  41. There eating each other

  42. 2:36 brooooooo you frustrates her man, she was so into it lol

  43. This is just the portal to

    You know where……😈😈😈

  44. Love him or hate him
    He’s speaking straight facts here 2:38

  45. why i’m watching this?

  46. “You wanna great white shark your face”

  47. Are they couple?

  48. I hated every second of this

  49. I think I’ll stick with what I do now. That looks awful

  50. At the end,the lady didn't handle the heat very well,she was taken out.

  51. تعبت والله فيه عربي؟
    العربيين حطو لايك

  52. The comment above me is hilarious.

  53. 2:38totally understand now

  54. anyone else watch these videos when they were like 10 and curious for no good reason?

  55. 2:34 her reaction is like why did you stop 🤣🤣🤣

  56. 2:30

    Yeahhh….We all know what happened at their house, Or! That couch.

  57. 3:00
    Microphone Went: jshsnsidhabsodjakhdgdaikasndh

  58. I tried kissing but this white creamy stuff came out my wee machine.
    What do I do Howcast!?!?

  59. if hes bald just start slapping it

  60. Why did I watch this when I was 8 😭

  61. How did I get here? I swear I was watching some Britney Spears, feel sorry for the camera dude

  62. You can tell they really like eachother 😁👍🏼

  63. Ok … so like are they actually a couple or not? If not, they should be!

  64. What if the guy is bald 🥺

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  66. At the end they just wanted to kiss some more

  67. Came here from Stiff Socks Podcast

  68. Holy moly,38 million virgins

  69. i hope they are a couple

  70. ugh..they were enjoying

  71. I want to kiss someone

  72. Are they wearing microphones??

  73. they only make these videos because they want to kiss each other

  74. Twitch thot has entered the chat

  75. They f*cked for sure after that 😅

  76. Like seriously this is not for kids omg awkward🤩🤩🤩🙂😘🤘🤘🙃

  77. What if he's bald and shirtless???

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